Last Updated: September 2026
We take your privacy seriously. Not the kind of seriously where we bury a bunch of confusing legal language and hope you don’t read it. Actually seriously.
What We Collect
When you shop with us, we collect the usual stuff—your name, shipping address, email address, and payment information. We need these to actually get your order to you. We also keep track of what you buy, what you look at on our site, and how you interact with us. This helps us figure out what people actually want and how we can make your experience better.
If you create an account or sign up for our emails, we’ll store your preferences and order history so you don’t have to type everything in every single time.
How We Use Your Information
Here’s the straightforward version:
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To process your orders—we need your address to ship stuff and your payment info to charge you.
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To communicate with you—order confirmations, shipping updates, and the occasional “hey, we thought you might like this” email. You can opt out of the marketing ones anytime.
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To improve our site and products—we look at how people shop so we can make things easier and figure out what to make next.
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To keep things secure—fraud prevention, account protection, all that good stuff.
What We Don’t Do
We don’t sell your personal information to anybody. Period. We don’t share your credit card details with third parties. We don’t spam you with nonsense. We’re not in the business of selling data—we’re in the business of making great functional beverages.
Cookies and Tracking
Yeah, we use cookies. Everyone does. They help us remember your cart items, keep you logged in if you have an account, and understand how people use our site so we can make it less annoying. You can disable cookies in your browser settings if you want, but just know that some parts of our site might not work as smoothly.
We also use analytics tools to see what’s working and what isn’t—like which products are popular, where our traffic comes from, that kind of thing. It’s all anonymous aggregate data, not individual tracking.
Third-Party Services
We work with a few trusted partners to run our business—payment processors, shipping carriers, email platforms. They get access to the information they need to do their jobs and nothing more. They’re all bound by their own privacy and security obligations.
Your Rights
You have the right to:
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Access the personal information we have about you
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Ask us to correct or update your information
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Request that we delete your information (with some exceptions, like if we need to keep it for legal or tax reasons)
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Opt out of marketing communications anytime
Just reach out through our contact page and we’ll take care of it.
Security
We use industry-standard encryption to protect your information during transmission. Your payment details are processed securely through our payment partners—we don’t store your full credit card numbers on our servers. We take reasonable measures to protect your data, but no system is 100% foolproof.
Changes to This Policy
If we ever update this policy, we’ll post the new version here with a fresh date at the top. If the changes are significant, we might also notify you through email or on our site.
Kids’ Privacy
Our products are for adults, and our website isn’t directed at children under 13. We don’t knowingly collect personal information from kids. If you’re a parent or guardian and you believe your child has provided us with personal information, please contact us and we’ll delete it.
Questions? Head over to our contact page—we’re here to help.